A woman who was willed an expensive fur coat by a relative wore it proudly to church. While there, a man asked her, "And what unfortunate creature had to die in order for you to wear that coat?" Glaring at him, she responded, "My Aunt."
A new Sunday School teacher had to iron out some problems with the Lord's Prayer. One child had to be corrected after repeating "Howard be thy name." Another youngster prayed, "Lead us not into Penn Station." Still another surprised the teacher with, "Our Father, who art in heaven, how'd you know my name?"
A notice in the Men's Fellowship announcement read: "All members are requested to bring their wives and one other covered dish to the annual banquet."
The pastor asked a group of children in a Sunday School class: "Why do you love God?" He got a variety of answers, but the one he liked best was from a boy who said: "I don't know sir. I guess it just runs in our family."
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