Anecdote - The Pit

A man fell into a pit and couldn’t get himself out,

A SUBJECTIVE person came along and said:
    : I feel for you down there.’
An OBJECTIVE person came along and said:
    “It’s logical that someone would fall down there.”
A PHARISEE said:
    “Only bad people fall into a pit.”
A MATHEMATICIAN
    calculated how he fell into the pit.
A NEWS REPORTER
    wanted the exclusive story on his pit.
A FUNDAMENTALIST said:    
    “You deserve your pit.”
And I.R.S. man
    asked if he was paying taxes on the pit.
A SELF_PITYING person said:
    “You haven’t seen anything until you’ve see MY PIT!”
An OPTIMIST said:
    “Things could be worse.”
A PESSIMIST said:
    “Things will get worse!”
JESUS, seeing the man, took him by the hand and LIFTED HIM OUT of the pit.
    
            ---Source Unknown